TEAM	DEPORTIVO WANKA
MANUFACTURER	POLMER
SEASON(S)	2003
HOME/AWAY	HOME
COUNTRY	PERU

Surely someone in Peru knows enough English to have a quiet word in the chairman's ear about why people from everywhere else laugh at the mention of his beloved club. Perhaps there is a dialect of Spanish in which Greenock Morton translates as "unhygienic man who plays with himself". Pretty foul looking jersey but a treasured part of the collection. Many people reckon I should wear this more often as I suit the word "Wanka" on my chest.